24 October 2004. Full time, 2–0, a 49-game unbeaten run is over, and the tunnel is a pushing contest between eleven men in red and eleven men in yellow. An unused substitute has found the buffet. The reds are throwing it back.
Hold to power up, slide to aim, release to throw. Slide to dodge what comes back. The gaffer's cheek is 5 (historically accurate), head 3, suit 1. Any red shirt is 1. Your own yellows are minus 1, the ref minus 2, and getting hit yourself is minus 2. 30 seconds, 15 slices, thrown like a frisbee.